One thing that might be on all your minds is "how did you get such a awesome name. Below is the 100% real way i got the name

I was walking and felt the blaze of the beautiful sun. I looked around for my friend brass, after what felt like a second he appeared from the far off sun rise. The sun rays bouncing off his metalic skin (mmhhh yummy). He told me of a text message he got from the local shop owner, zinc. Zinc told him to go over to the cemetery and grab some free roses from the graves. (its ok to steal the roses from tombstone, why would someone leave a rose on some stone? because its free to use as a tissue). back to the story, brass said that while he was doing this he saw a chess board that was missing a,,,, Bishop. So brass told me that my new mission is to get the best bishop ever for him. I know that the metals of robots would not do and the flesh of men would look to basic on the Bishop. So I pondered till morning of what to use. Then it hit me, Rocks from the center of jupiter. With this realization, I made it my new goal to go into space and become the first machine to extract rocks from jupiter. I went to Tungsten ,the local welder, to get wisdom welded into my skull. I then met with Todd to help me build a spa-, boat that can reach the stars. We spent months (no wait that sounds basic). We spent 23,328,000 Seconds on it But before we could get it done a tragedy happened. We forgot the steam boiler to power it into the stars And it would take a week to get it shipped in.

with this painful realization I then set out for A steam engine before 1 week. First thing I did was journey to bronze, brass cousin, house. while on my way to their house I uhh, all I remember is the magnetic fields being uhh, I forgot. At his house he gave me a a treasure map for a good steam boiler and a pirate spaceship. I said "thansk man" then headed out. I journey to that beautiful blue X on the map. once their I entered the local shop their and bought the steam engine I needed. I then flew back on my pirate spaceship to todd worshop to get the engine intsalled. Once I was back Todd told me that his daughter isabel won the state dance competition. I congratulated him and told him he has a talented daugther. Then me and him got the engine installed inside the ship. With this done, I was ready and I could journey into the deeps of space. Before I left, I went back to my buddy brass to say my goodbyes. Brass started to get confused and asked "why are you going to space", but I could tell he was holding back tears as bountiful as the oceans. I kissed him goodbye (not in a love way y know?) and put my spacesuit on.

The engines started to heat up and the first steam started to hit the piston pushing the flywheel. The engine spun faster and faster with each second. as I looked down from the boat cockpit, I said to myself "I must do this for the old grandpa that uses that chess set (and the progress of humanity to conquering space also I guess). I felt the boat shake from the steam pushing the Piston over and over. After 10 minutes I released the boat into the sky. It flew high up trying to break the earth atmosphere. After a few seconds it finally broke through and flew far into the vast area of space. I inputted into the boat controls to fly to jupiter. I watch from the window as I leave venus, weeping rust from my fleshly eyes. I walked around the ship realizing how long this trip will actually take. I sat down at the coffe table inside the kitchen and look aound. The tv I installed was playing some space shows and stuff, I shut it off. I then got up and inputted into my stomach some gasoline, wood, and water. then I heard a scary sound, It was coming from the cockpit. I slowly came up to it and the sound kept saying "destination arrived". I then realized it was the alarm I had on when I reach jupiter

I shot out a harpoon to a rock and started to pull in, But instead of pulling it in, I was pulled in. I tried to escape but the pressure of jupiter crushed me in. My steel skin and flesh skull was being crushed in the pressure. Then it stopped, And I awoken to Land of green ground and blue skys with blue rivers. I looked around and saw in the distance a gaint pile of jupiter rocks. I went over to it and found my ship on top of a gaint coal colered statue. the statue had a circle head, wait why am I tryign to explain it, it was a chess pawn. I looked at it in shock, then the wind started to go through it. the wind made a hummning sound of beauty. just the sound almost drove me to installing a virus on myself, but I refrain. I took the jupiter rocks then looked at the statue. I knew that I could not take it home and I also knew I could not live their since no trees existed. So I made a promise to make a shrine to it once I went back home. I got in the boat and started it back up. while leaving, the pawn turned to me and gave me a cassette tape of his humming song. then he tunred me into a human, which sucks a lot but I don't care now. Then he picked up my boat and threw me toward some strange planet called "Earth". Now I spend my days worshipping the pawn with this company for that day when he comes backs.

how I actually got it

I thought that HP acronyms would be a cool "author signature" kind of thing. So I made the acronyms be HP. the reasson I picked "Humming Pawn" is because I got 15 H words and P words. Then combined the 15 words. Then eliminated the ones I did not like as much until I was left with Humming Pawn